ONE. --are yuou there god? its me shanaynay.

hi.
i am new to this. I literally went out to the bar tonight and decided with some friends, that hey i should start a blog. I have a lot to say. I keep alot in. sometimesw i am a really funny person.
sometimes i am sad too, either way right this second i have to  pee, so i will be right back...

okay i am back.
i am glad we are there already, that we are that close this early in our relationship.
i think that you should get things like that out in the open right away because if you dont then you are fucked.. because the longer you wait the more awkward it becomes.
like me for instance.
i live with my best friend
but for the life of me i can never poop if he is home, we have been living together for while. but when i first started staying here, i was here for like three days, and finally i had to poop so bad that i went for it.

he made fun of me.
no i live here, he is deployed and i still cannot poop here.


so as i was saying, whoever the fuck is reading this, i am glad we are there in our relationship.


so tonight i found out that people think i am funny. i am not really sure why, but i said something, and then i said you know what, i want to write a blog, and the poeple i was talking to said that it would be hilarious.
maybe it will be.
maybe not a single person will ever read this.
but either way, it will consist of me either drunken/bored/lonely thoughts.
and none of them will ever be completely grammatically correct because to be honest, i do not give enough of a fuck about you yet to care what you think of my intelligence.
unless you are my extremely sexy english professor from college...i care about what you think.



all i can really to say to this start is that i hope someone on this fucking planet reads this. and if they do, i hope they read the next one...and share it with someone else.

that would be really bad ass. because to be honest i really do have a lot to say.
things i would love to bitch off about both good and bad...i have an entertaining mind i promise.


i dont really know what made me come to this conclusion, i just did. and that is my thought for the night.
also...i am drinking sailor jerry tonight and i am not really sure how i feel about it.
your welcome.

okay thats all for now. but i will be back. i dont really know who i am telling i will be back,
so until then....good night.