Tuna the chicken of the sea..so is it chicken or is it tuna?

Okay so I got out of the shower today and then noticed while getting dress that my ass has a tan line
Not like a good one
There is my butt that's ghost white and then a section that is so white it's almost see through
I have no idea how on earth I acquired this tan line.

Now if I had anything remotely close to a sex life I might comprehend where this came from..maybe
If I ran around all summer in my underwear...maybe
If I was as thin as my cousin Raelene...maybe
If it was not January..maybe
No idea.

The next thing is thy i was driving to pick up my cousin and I thought holy shit I am hungry and to be honest Louie's sounded unrealistically good to me
Well I can't Chris is a vegetarian
Hmm subway sounds good too
Shit he is still vegetarian but wait they have like tuna subs
And then it hit me like a man coming home to a Burt meat loaf
Why is it okay to eat fish
They are animals to
This bothered me the whole way it still did and Chris doesn't eat tuna or fish so he makes sense but the rest of you
No.



No!
You are wrong




Zee end.